My Contest Was Not Rigged
I am into conspiracy. If I were you, I'd think the contest was rigged too. I did spend some time going through the names, astounded at the representation of the country. We were totally planning on getting on a plane and making the journey somewhere far away for this. I was prepared. I knew it would be unlikely, possible, but unlikely to stay in the state. Like I said on the video, this is real. Not fake. The video was done in one take. I made Ella practice the pouring of the names into the salad twirler from the hat box one time. Ella drew a name in the rehearsal only to pull out the one and only blank slip. Whoa. Once again, I promise and swear on everything sacred that the contest was not rigged. I am a big believer in karma. Congratulations to Nicholas Dellinger. Let's party. By the way…I'm going to need a trailer with a working bathroom, a team of female massage therapists, a golf cart, an espresso machine, a chef for omelets (breakfast), some brick oven pizza (lunch), and of course surf and turf (dinner). I guess you will need a brick oven too. Also, I will need Grey Goose, Jameson, and your finest bottle of red wine preferably from the late 70's. Please provide fresh ice, club soda, limes, and fresh squeezed orange juice. Don't forget the cups. Solo brand only please. Red of course. Please provide a trampoline along with an ambulance and medical staff. I will also need a tuned grand piano to relax with before the set. I think that's it. Thanks for everyone who participated. Should be interesting.
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One of a Kind...
I couldn't find any place to write on facebook, so I just have to comment by saying... You are one of a kind Keller! That's partcially why I get a sensation from you tunes. It's more than music.. A little story of my life.. I have been with my loving boyfriend for 4 years. I've never seen you in concert once! never... I don't know if you could consider me a true "fan" because of that.. but I keep telling my significant other, the day I get married.. Our honeymoon (if we keep sharing the love we do now) is going to consist of taking a road trip to wherever you are ! My ultimate favorite song is.. "I could drink a case of you".. The lyrics remind me of my baby for certain reasons.. But he's seen you in concert over 10 times and said he's loved everyone. I can't wait for my day to come!! WISCONSIN-
-- One Day! I'm truely sorry I've never seen you in concert.. but I want to make it an extra special time with significant meaning. And I don't want to lie, and tell you i've seen your shows.. (I'm a terrible liar!
kidz adult tee shirts
dear keller and his crew,
you need to make some of the Kidz One Man Band T-Shirt's in adult sizes.
i would gladly enjoy one of them.
yes..we too goat farmers need
yes..we too goat farmers need adult sizes
Show-Me the way
Ok, so I know this is a bit off topic, but when are you gonna come back to Columbia or St. Louis MO??? To my chagrin, it looks like it's gonna be at least 3 or 4 months...say it ain't so! On a more serious note, the state is in dire need of some sonically and spiritually revitalizing K-Dub energy. Give it while you can brother, give it while you can.
P.S. hey Lou! you rock...we need your energey too man, come on back to me :D
taping
C'mon, real Nicholas... you want someone to tape this, right?
hit me up!
-rj
NO AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You pulled my husband's name as a loser. He has been crying all night. WE WANT YOU IN AUSTIN. Whatever it takes. Let us know.
Contest
Congrats to me! I just stole Nicholas Delliners name!
Peter Huebner ( another thief)
Too Much Fox News
It would seem that the bozo/s accusing Keller's Contest of being 'rigged' have watched way too much Fox News. Their brains have been permanently distorted, grooved with messy junk that sends paranoid vibes and dedicates them to generating mayhem, confusion, and falsehoods. Anyone even entertaining the notion of any kind of fraud around Kdub needs to have their tickets burned, their windows soaped, their computers hacked and whatever bad karma can land on them. Ridiculous to even consider. And, to implicate Ella in this...well, my bp is up so high now, I'm going to have to go outside and take some deep breaths. Get real, people. And, congrats to Nick and all those who will have a heck of good time in Richmond, those people.
And, STOP WATCHING FOX NEWS! It's unhealthy for all living creatures!
Contest.
I could never believe you would "rig" your contest.
I guessed that's why you provided the video and Ella's participation, which was very, very sweet.
Also, I believe in karma and I'm pleased that you wish came true, before our very eyes.
Love your vibes, man.
Best wishes to you and your family.
See you in Bellingham,
Brendan in Vancouver.
p.s. I'm a litle dissappointed the mom of your kids wasn't in the video.
p.p.s. because a bunch of peeps have told me you are married to Abigal W. (which I didn't think was correct) ...... are you ??
Thats HighlarryUS
Thats a hell of list you sure you dont need anything else, and share the wealth with the massage therapists!
1979 Red Wine Offering
I can provide the wine, the massage (l'm a licensed physical therapist, registered yoga therapist, trampoline owner, and medic) & the espresso machine...I, too, believe in Karma and Ella pulling the one and only blank slip says it all. She leveled the playing field and Emily's laugh when Karma smiled on you tells me you are legit. Way to go Nicholas, and by the way, can you give me directions?
Can I come???
More than happy to volunteer as part of your medical staff if I can share in food, drink and festivities. Of course I don't think after a few shots of Grey Goose and Jameson I'll be much help in any emergency.
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