Time to talk Politics

I get my news from The Daily Show. When I think of politics, I think of Washington D.C. When I think of Washington D.C. I think of the redskins. Or as I lovingly call them "the goddamn mother-fucking Redskins" as they are a constant source of frustration for me. Kind of like politics. I have many theories on politics. None of which are educated or worth a damn. Just theories. But if I were to shed light on my poop smelling, dingleberry draped opinions, I figure I would open myself up to a world of hurt from my peers and or people who really give a shit and believe that politics can save the country the way I believe the god damn mother fucking Redskins could go all the way to the Super Bowl. Both seem unrealistic.

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Next time you are in DC you

Next time you are in DC you need to go out on the town with the funkadelic Clinton Portis and give him some words of wisdom. Shit Keller, He would love you, and after your big night out of partying and exploring the cosmos, you could write him a song to get him and the team going with your song writing superpowers! You must use your abilities for good Keller.

Hail Skins!

Saw my first Redskins game in 1960, against the Eagles. This is what I can still hear...words changed later to become more pc: Go Redskins! Modern Version Hail to the Redskins ! Hail to victory ! Braves on the war path ! Fight for old D.C ! Run or pass and score, We want a lot more ! Beat em, Swamp em, Touchdown, Let the points soar ! Fight on... Fight On... Til you have won, Sons of Washington ! Original Version Hail to the Redskins ! Hail to victory ! Braves on the war path ! Fight for old Dixie ! Scalp em, Swamp em, We will take em big score ! Read em, Weep em Touchdown, We want heaps more ! Fight on... Fight On... Til you have won, Sons of Washington ! Hugs, 99

G-Men

Sucks to be a skins fan Keller. Particulary while the goddamn motherfucking G-men school them on the art of football.

Next time you are in DC you

Next time you are in DC you need to go out on the town with the funkadelic Clinton Portis and give him some words of wisdom. Shit Keller, He would love you, and after your big night out of partying and exploring the cosmos, you could write him a song to get him and the team going with your song writing superpowers! You must use your abilities for good Keller. Am I going to far? We all have to dream... See you on Oct 24th at the Newport, hopefully the new Portis song gets sung.

It figures you're a redskins

It figures you're a redskins fan. I became a Broncos fan way back in the orange crush daze of college, But I picked your team last week and won!!! So for now go....skins!!!

I HATE THE SKINS GO EAGLES I

I HATE THE SKINS GO EAGLES I HATE POLITICS KELLER FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!!

hey all i have is the

hey all i have is the goddamn mother fucking falcons, keller your the man.

GO Skins!

GO Skins!

re: redskins

could be worse...the goddamn motherfucking seahawks could be your source of frustration - not that they have anything to do with politics.

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