ODD PRE ORDER CONTEST

Ladies and gentlegerms. Boys and girls. Dogs and cats. Alpackas and emus. Sasquatches and 30 pound nuclear catfish. Welcome to the "odd" pre order contest (Applause applause sceams whistles much rejoicing). I'm happy to announce that a few of you lucky readers could be the proud owner of such prizes like bacon flavored dental floss. I like to use it to put pieces of bacon BACK between my teeth or just simply suck on it. Mmmmmm bacon.  As a matter of fact, I'm useing some right now. Yummy. The grand prize is an a Flip HD video camera with a customized song/video made up by me about the winner. All I would need are the basics such as name, place of origin, sex, marital status, name of spouse or signifigant other, favorite color/ hobbies/ food/drink/magizine/book/movie/band/venue/sport. You know, the basics.  Even if you don't win the Flip, you could possibly win the metal detecting shoes. To me, that would be the top prize as I'm one of those people who scour the vacant fields after festivals searching for magical ground scores.  And the shoes would only be an asset in finding the hidden booty. Arrrrr matey. Even if you don't win anything, you still get the hard copy of my new (possibly grammy nominated which if i win would make me a huge star and you can say you where on the pre order list which will make you instantly cool) cd "odd". So it's a win win even if you don't ......win. Thanks for being you and participating in our contest. Good luck and may the "odd" be with you.  Kw