Ladies and gentlegerms. Boys and girls. Dogs and cats. Alpackas and emus. Sasquatches and 30 pound nuclear catfish. Welcome to the “odd” pre order contest (Applause applause sceams whistles much rejoicing). I’m happy to announce that a few of you lucky readers could be the proud owner of such prizes like bacon flavored dental floss. I like to use it to put pieces of bacon BACK between my teeth or just simply suck on it. Mmmmmm bacon. As a matter of fact, I’m useing some right now. Yummy. The grand prize is an a Flip HD video camera with a customized song/video made up by me about the winner.