I get my news from The Daily Show. When I think of politics, I think of Washington D.C. When I think of Washington D.C. I think of the redskins. Or as I lovingly call them “the goddamn mother-fucking Redskins” as they are a constant source of frustration for me. Kind of like politics. I have many theories on politics. None of which are educated or worth a damn. Just theories. But if I were to shed light on my poop smelling, dingleberry draped opinions, I figure I would open myself up to a world of hurt from my peers and or people who really give a shit and believe that politics can save the country the way I believe the god damn mother fucking Redskins could go all the way to the Super Bowl. Both seem unrealistic.