HEY EVERYBODY!

“Keller’s Cellar Somewhat Ruleless Radio” is a 59 minute, self indulgent, narrated mixed tape of stuff that I am into. I started this radio show back in 2003 in an attempt to document the music that I was listening to. My cd’s were all over the floor and vehicle and in danger of getting stepped on and ruined, so it was a good way to preserve them. The show was originally going to be called just “Ruleless Radio” but fortunately, a triple A radio station in Wilmington, North Carolina invited me to fill an hour on Saturday nights. So, obviously the FCC makes it “Somewhat Ruleless”. The only real rule is that I can’t say or play any songs with the words shit, fuck or bitch in them. Other than that I can play whatever I want. Anything! My goal was to be syndicated like the way Howard Stern used to be, except I wouldn’t talk as much and would play all kinds of music, none of which you normally hear on the radio. I am still not syndicated, which means I have not sold out to “the man” but I probably would…..

As I sit here writing this ( 7/12/11) , I have made 168 episodes so far. The music you can listen to on the SoundCloud player are theme songs to the show. I make a new theme song per episode, most of them are parodies of other songs and all were ALOT of fun to make! This is only a small sample of them. One day, I hope to put them all up here for your listening pleasure!

If this show is not in your radio radius, then call your local station and say “I want my Keller Cellar please” but don’t forget the please!

UPDATE (June 2015) I have had so much fun making this radio show over the years and I still get a kick out of listening to the different theme songs we created however, I have had to put the show on a temporary hiatus due to time constraints.  I would love to start it up again one day as there is still so much good music to share but for now, you can check out the 182 episodes I made, each with a different theme song, on the super awesome radio stations who still air the show.   If you want to be one of those stations, just shoot us an email (management@kellerwilliams.net) and we can get it set up.  One day, I hope to be able to stream all the shows right from my website again but until someone pays me a big chunk of money to cover the streaming costs and rights administration, this will just have to do. Until then.  – Kw

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